Top six girls we expect (or not) to see as mothers some day

May 10, 2009 at 7:38 pm (Anything, Congrats, Humor) (, , )

Today is mothers day, so all of us staff of Indie Retro wish you mothers a happy day. Thanks you for your efforts and stuff, keep up the hard work.

In the other hand, these girls are some of our most beloved videogame characters which we think will be carring diapers and baby bottles some day soon.

6.- Rachel (Ninja Gaiden)

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Ok, this is one of the ones we probably wont expect to become a mother. It would’nt be easy to fight huge monsters while nursing a baby would it? Anyway, maybe her relationship with Ryu Hayabusa will take its next step soon. We just hope they leave no evidence of the step.

5.- Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

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Who wouldn’t? I mean who wouldn’t like to, you know… meet the baby, see if its a really look alike. What else did you thought pervs? In our opinion, we hope she remains just like that, an amazing explorer with a divine sculptuous body.

4.- Alyx Vance (Half Life)

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The cute and though side quick of Gordon Freeman. Will she be ever something else? Probably after the half life series is over, they will begin with what Dr. Isaac Kleiner described as “repopulation”. We don’t know for certain but hey, it was her father’s (Eli Vance, R.I.P.) desire.

3.- Princess Zelda (The legend of Zelda)

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We doubt link will someday declare his true love to this beauty. Besides, he is just a low class adventurer while she is the highest of the highest. In the other hand she has a strange, rather uncommon double life (ujumm…Sheik… ujumm).

2.- Princess Peach (Mario Bros.)

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In this case we also doubt that Mario or Luigi are capable of you know what. But hey, where does baby mario and baby luigi came from then? Bowser should really reconsider it his undefinite kidnaps of Peach, besides he already has a soon.

1.- The girls of Dead Or Alive (Dead Or Alive)

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Ok, I know there is more than one girl, but hey this increases the posibilities. Sooner or later they will end up fat. As long as they keep being so sporty and just model their tiny little swimsuits everything will be right. Although we could probably be palying Dead Or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball: The Later Generations.

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